1. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

2. The US has used military force a number of times, but has only actually declared war 5 times (the War of 1812, the Mexican War, the Spanish-American War, World War I and World War II).

3. Mosquitos are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.

4. The average CEO’s salary in the US is 475 times greater than the average worker’s salary. In Japan, it is 11 times greater; in France, 15 times; in Canada, 20; in South Africa, 21, and in Britain, 22.

5. Mexicans consumed more Coca-Cola products than Americans, on average, in 2005. The average Mexican consumed 533 beverages during 2005, while the average American consumed 431.

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7. The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

8. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

9. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

10. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

I heard some sad news this morning, that Former Trailblazer Kevin Duckworth had passed away, at the age of 44. Not long after the news, we start hearing stories about the “gentle giant”, and here’s mine.

I can’t say I knew him all that well, but well enough he’d call out to me at the sportsman shows, and call me “boy george’s gay drummer” or joke around when I saw him around town (I’ll tell that story in a minute).  Back in 1999-2000 I worked at a 4×4 shop that did work on his truck. Lift kits, winch, electronics, and the like. As he would say “put it on my tab” and joke around. He would often hang out at the shop all day while we wrenched on his truck, not because he was picky or monitoring us, but because he was having fun hanging out and talking to people.

He was good friends with the owner of the shop at the time, my boss, and he would frequently come in to get a new gadget installed or shoot the breeze with us. He was always a nice, gracious guy, who didn’t seem to have a mean streak in his body. He never acted like a “super star” or anything like it, just a regular guy. And as one of the most recognizable Portland Trailblazers player ever, he would often get people coming up to him and asking “hey, aren’t you Kevin Duckworth?” and his face would light up, and he’d smile. He would always sign autographs, give hugs, and talk with people. I think a lot of people walked away surprised at his demeanor and personality.

When he came in the shop, we’d try to wrestle with him and take him down (how often do you get to horse around with someone 7 foot tall and 300lbs?)  and I’d tell him dirty jokes, just to get a reaction out of him, which was usually “awwww man, thats bad” in his awe-shucks, good guy sort of way. He just wasn’t a crude person by nature, though we tried to get it out of him.

“Within the world of basketball, within those Trail Blazers teams, he was a jokester,” said Phoenix Suns coach Terry Porter, who played with Duckworth. “He was a big loving teddy bear. At times guys got frustrated because he didn’t have a mean streak. He was just a great guy. He loved the team atmosphere, loved being a teammate in those successful Blazer teams.”

He was always kind and down to earth, and never spoke bad of anyone. He would put on his best behavior for the blue haired old ladies wanting to meet him, and kids whose parents brought them over. He would talk to the kids and give them encouraging words, and joke around. He was a positive role model in an era that seems long gone from basketball. Before the bling-sporting, dope smoking troublemakers we often see today. Portland has lost a truly good guy today.

He would often call my roomate “boy george” because of his spiked blond hair, and seemed to have a funny nickname for everyone. One day I asked him “hey, how come I don’t get a nickname?” and he laughed and said “alright, you can be Boy George’s gay drummer then”. Unfortunately for me, it stuck.

As I said, I didn’t know him all that well, but I can attest that he was indeed a “gentle giant”, people aren’t just saying that because he passed away. It seems everyone has a Kevin Duckworth story, as he had been a solid fixture around Portland since his retirement. When talking about Kevin, everyone had good things to say.

R.I.P. Duck, you’ll be missed by a lot of people.

In honor of the 36 gold medals won by the United States at the 2008 Summer Olympics, Fourth-Place Medal presents 36 interesting facts about the overall medal count:

1) China won the most gold medals at the Beijing Games with 51. They become the first country to crack the 50-gold mark since the Soviet Union in 1988. The most golds ever won in a single Olympics is 83 (United States, 1984).

2) It’s the first time since 1936 that a country other than the United States or the Soviet Union has led the medal count.

3) China won more golds in Beijing (51) than they did total medals in Atlanta (50).

4) ‘Project 119′ was a Chinese initiative designed toward winning golds in the medal-rich sports of swimming, track, rowing, kayaking and sailing. Reports are already crediting Project 119 with China’s dominance in the gold medal count, but Chinese athletes won just four golds in those sports. Their total was instead augmented by even better performances in Chinese-dominated events like diving, gymnastics and table tennis.

5) The United States won the same amount of golds (36) that they did in Athens, continuing a remarkable consistency that the nation has exhibited over the past half-century. American Olympic gold totals since 1952: 40, 32, 34, 36, 45, 33, 34, 83, 36, 37, 44, 38, 36 and 36. (The outlier of 83 was from the boycotted 1984 Los Angeles Olympics.)

6) The overall medal count was won by the United States for the fourth consecutive Olympics. The U.S. earned 110 medals, compared to China’s 100.

7) Per capita, China won one gold medal for every 25 million people in the country. The United States’ per capita rate was one gold for every 8.5 million. The tiny island nation of Jamaica, which won a staggering six golds in Beijing, had a per capita rate of one gold for every 450,000 residents. Had China won at that rate, the country would have earned 2,889 golds.

Greece won 16 medals as the host country in 2004. Four years later, the founders of the Olympics managed just four — their lowest total since 1992.

9) African countries won a total of 40 medals, the highest total in history for the continent.

10) Six countries won their first ever Olympic medals: Afghanistan, Bahrain, Mauritius, Sudan, Tajikistan and Togo.

11) Great Britain won 47 medals, the most in their history and a 17-medal increase from Athens. Expect an even higher total in 2012, when the Games will be held in London for the first time in 68 years. The last time Great Britain competed in a Summer Olympics on its home turf, they earned a disappointing three golds.

12) India has 17% of the world’s population. They won 0.31% of Olympic medals.

13) China: 19.8% of population, 10.4% of medals.

14) United States: 4.6% of population, 11.5% medals.

15) Jamaica: 0.041% of population, 1.15% medals.

16) Iceland was the least populous country to win an Olympic medal.

17) Pakistan was the most populous country not to win an Olympic medal (164 million residents, sixth-largest nation in the world).

18) Michael Phelps would have finished tied for 9th in the gold medal count, ahead of countries including France, Netherlands, Spain, Canada, Argentina, Switzerland, Brazil and Mexico.

19) The rest of the world won seven golds in men’s swimming events. Phelps, of course, won eight.

20) The United States won the most golds (7) and most total medals in the track competition (23), despite having what was widely considered a disappointing meet

21) More proof that boxing is dead in the United States: the country earned just one medal (a bronze) in the 12 boxing events. Even after three straight disappointing boxing performances at the Summer Games, the U.S. has still won the most Olympic boxing medals (109) in history.

22) China won 8 out of 12 possible medals in table tennis and 7 of 8 possible golds in diving.

23) Great Britain won 7 of 10 golds in track cycling and won 12 medals overall. The rest of the world earned 18 medals in the sport.

24) National gold-medal sweeps: Basketball (USA), Beach Volleyball (USA), Rhythmic Gymnastics (RUS), Synchronized Swimming (RUS), Table Tennis (CHN) and Trampoline (CHN).

25) Sweden had the best medal tally (4 silver, 1 bronze) without winning a gold.

26) Armenia won 6 bronze medals, but no gold or silver ones.

27) Speaking of former Soviet states, members of the former Soviet Union won a total of 173 medals in Beijing.

28) In 1992, Cuba finished 5th in the gold medal count. In 2008, the nation finished 28th.

29) From 1980 to 2008, Jamaica won three Olympic golds. In a span of six days in Beijing, Usain Bolt won three.

30) Sweden was a fixture in the top-three of the overall medal count for the early part of the 20th century. In Beijing, the Scandinavian country finished 38th and was shut-out in golds for just the second time in history.

31) Panama and Mongolia won the first gold medals in their respective histories.

32) China won 27 gold medals in judged sports.

33) The United States won 4 gold medals in judged sports.

34) China’s “real” medal tally was 24/17/14/55.

35) The “real” medal tally for the United States: 32/31/27/80.

36) In all, 958 medals were handed out to athletes from 87 countries, the most medals and medal receipients in Olympic history.

Two Bigfoot hunters claim to have bagged the body of a creature they say is the great hairy one and plan to present their evidence today at noon a hotel in Palo Alto, according to news reports. Rick Dyer, who also offers Bigfoot tours, and Matthew Whitton say they made the find in northern Georgia. 
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